Doing the same thing over and over...
...but expecting a different outcome...
Did you hear about the codependent who flunked geography? He couldn't distinguish any boundaries.
one of whom was a codependent, were in line to be executed at the guillotine.
The first person stuck his head in the hole, the rope was cut, and the blade
fell, only to stop an inch above the person's neck. The executioners saw it as a
sign from God and so decided to let the person go.
The next person put his head in the hole, the rope was cut, and again, the blade stopped an inch above the person's neck. That person, too, was released. As the codependent walked up for his turn at the guillotine, he turned to the executioner and said: "You know, I think I know how to fix that."
You Know You're a Codependent If...
you die, someone else's life flashes in front of your eyes.
...you get kicked off jury duty for insisting that you're the guilty one.
...you find yourself in a rut -- and move in furniture.
...you wake up in the morning and say to your mate: "Good morning, how am I?
...you want to 'Like' something on Facebook, but you first look to see who else has Liked it.
Questions & Answers
Question: What do you call a
codependent who says 'no' and doesn't feel guilty?
Question: Why did the
codependent cross the road?
Answer: To help the chicken make a decision.
Question: Why does a codependent
buy two copies of every self-help book?
Answer: One to read and one to pass on to someone who really needs it.
does a codependent have in common with God?
Answer: They both have a plan for your life.
does a codependent order for lunch?
Answer: I don't know, what do you think I should have?
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